It's the Final Countdown nana, nah, na, nana, na, na, nah...

I hope everybody appreciates the effort I've gone to for this report because I've counted the number of times me, Daryl Beattie, and Thruster as well as Billy when he shows up, how many times we said the word chamyinchip. That's two months research just for this report and that sounds good but who wants to bet that the result wasn't worth the effort.

The first race was the German round of the chamyinchip at Saxonring which is German for Gretal Killeen's. I was up against Billy and he said chamyinchip 34 times but I lost touch in the 125cc race and said chamyinchip 22 times but when I say chamyinchip its musical and worth Billy and Thruster saying chamyinchip three times. We also didn't say chamyinchip as much as I thought we would say chamyinchip. It's like Toyota at the start of the formula one chamyinchip. They were setting up to be competing with BAR and haven't they been a bucket of slop............ in the chamyinchip.

In England and Brno I was joined by Thruster and I just couldn't compete as he said chamyinchip 59 times but in Brno he said chamyinchip 35 times. I thought with this evidence that it would be a good barometer for how good a race is by the amount of times we talk about the chamyinchip. Then in Portugal Billy disproved my theory by saying chamyinchip 22 times when Rossi helped his chamyinchip hopes in MotoGP. I screamed "This guy's a legend!!!" For the last race of our chamyinchip, Thruster made our chamyinchip a done deal by winning the last race of the chamyinchip in Japan. He finished off his chamyinchip bid by saying chamyinchip 74 times in the broadcast. It's as though the points system of the chamyinchip is all he knows where as I cover everything else............ in the chamyinchip.

The first race in the asian journey was the first F1 race in China and such an important race it was for Juan for the Road and Dead Sennas. JftR had a 26 point lead before the race and if Juan for the Road took it to a 40 point lead they would have been hard to stop with two races left. But Dead Sennas took the win along with Chewythewookie who took his second win of the year, the other being at San Marino. This took the naked wookie into the top eight for the fist time in eight rounds when it was eighth after the Canadian round of the chamyinchip. It also helped Dead Sennas close within seven points of Juan for the Road who was just outside the top ten in eleventh on 82 points. Finishing off the podium was Fearless Ferrari Racing (FFR) and Yoong Talent Time, both on 94 points. Last year's runner-up as Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, Yoong Talent Time has had a bit of a Ducati type of year and it's his first podium in the fifteen rounds of the chamyinchip. He just hasn't been the same ever since he started running head on at F1 cars at top speed.

Next is Japan. Well really next is Brazil but the next report is Japan. Well, no, the next report is probably the Brazilian but if you want to know what happened at the penultimate round check back here in February when the pre-season report is put up. OK you're excused now.