THE KAISER!

The entire 55 races of the underSteer year have been run and the winner of the inaugural underSteer TT title is Gibernever. The early leader was The X Factor who later relinquished that and ended up coming 5th largely due to their 2nd place finish in F1, coming 11th (MotoGP), 8th (V8) and 7th (WRC) in the other categories. Eyes of the Dragon was 4th with a consistent effort coming 5th (F1), 4th (MotoGP and V8) but let down in WRC, coming 12th. In third was Sennamental Favourite who came 4th (F1), 3rd (MotoGP and V8) but won the category he cared the least about, WRC. Missing out on being the champion by an average of 35 points in each category was the Mannish Maiden of Bridesmaidtown, Carlotta, who came 3rd (F1 and WRC) and 2nd (MotoGP and V8). The leader of the pack was Gibernever who just missed out on the Grand Slam falling at the WRC post by just 3 points. The team also missed out on getting the magical 5000 TT points by an average of 9 points each category. The complete TT scores are down below.

F1 - War of the Worlds It was a battle between the Red planet and the Blue planet this year with Alonso and Renault coming out on top. But one of my farourite stories of the year was Montoya quitting/getting fired. It was very Damien Martyn. Shuey also received more trophies this year. One from Pelé at his last race in Brazil possibly awarded for being able to get erections and then a 1.6m trophy that weighed 200kg from Ferrari with a list of all his wins with them.

MotoGP - Out With The Old In With The New Rossi lost it and couldn't perform at the last race. Pelé won't be giving him a trophy. While Stoner took out Gibernau at the penultimate race so he couldn't race at his home event. Then Stoner stole his ride on the Ducati while Bayliss won the one off race at the end of the season. Biaggi on the other hand tested with the legendary Mid-land team and is now planning to ride for Suzuki in Superbikes.

WRC - Anarchy in UnderSteer (as described by Gibernever) Bloody bulls**t rally who gives a s**t with Atko and Henning always going out and racing like di**heads with their **** up **** and ****-******s changing ****** bonus driver **** Sennamental Favourite winning is ********. SMF ***** and ****** dogs balls. ******** Carllson, **** **** Sweden. ****** ******** is bleeding over this.

V8 - The Age Of Innocence We went from the restraint of the Gold Coast to the pervisity of the Bahrain round and wasn't that Bahrain race a success. It had the crowd of one of those VL races that they show on Briz31. What a surprise in the end it was taken out by underhanded tactics that got the win for Rick Kelly. Although he has claimed that he never touched him. Put simply, who doesn't HATE RICK KELLY.

Now for some tips from Robbie Waterhouse based on centrebet.

Multi - Golden Globes - Jennifer Hudson, Eddie Murphy, Letters from Iwo Jima, Martin Scorsese, Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren, Sacha Baron Cohen, Happy Feet, Forrest Whittaker, Little Miss Sunshine and The Departed. Payout: $179.07

Multi - AFL Premiership - Adelaide, American President - John McCain, Tour De Ski Mens Overall - Petter Northug. Payout: $196

Multi - Superbowl - Indiannapolis Colts, Australian Open - Roger Federer, Justine Henin-Hardenne, NRL - Bulldogs. Payout $214.42

Multi - Floorball Norwegian Eliteserien - Sveiva IBK, NBA Championship - Miami Heat, Cricket Pura Cup - Queensland Bulls, Boxing Mundine v Soliman - Mundine. Payout $403.20

underSteer TT Scores:
Gibernever 4964
Carlotta 4784
Sennamental Favourite 4637
Eyes of the Dragon 4438
The X Factor 4171
The doctor 4104
The Crome Arrow 4023
Go With The Clio 3999
The 5 Dollor Club 3999
The Bundy Bear 3961
Mcwillari 3819
Carlotta's other women 3684
MPR 2715
circumfrential groove 2670
WHEELY TYRED & EXHAUSTED 2447
The Chuckster 2385
MADDOG 1941
Gert 1858
LastSeason 1343
LIFO 1337
The Webbernator 1319
three left feet 1287
Race 2 the BAR 1279
DNF - Dead Near Fence 1278
Shawster 1238
EatMyShorts 1237
Realm Racing 1202
The Big Red Car 1195
Buff My Helmet 1158
Panther 1157
Prognosticator 1154
Penex Racing 1148
Chewythewookie 1144
WB 1120
badbull racing 1094
BewdyMate 1064
rossi fumi 1040