It's Time To P-A-R-T-Y
You know when you wake up from a very big night and you can’t remember anything? Well thank God for Bubika and his camera – he put the pieces together for us all. What a big weekend it was in Monaco... (BT voice) eh! Thanks to everybody who come along again to the annual underSteer Monaco party. Sorry for the late minute change in venue to the local Mormon church but Kimi just wanted too much cash as bond for his yacht. To the rude punters who couldn’t make it to our party you’ll be deducted 30 points from your next lot of points in Canada (yes Pete:stop we can and will do negative scores in underSteer). We also had a few issues with people turning up to the party where they weren’t invited (Stealthy 3:16) but apart from that it all went smoothly. Below are all the pictures from the party, and also the BANNED photo from Adrian Sutil’s hard drive which Scott Beveridge alluded to in his Monaco preview – I like!
The sign out the front of the church where we hosted the party
The two evil men of underSteer. Boss “oh yeah, the underSteer server is 5 minutes early” Hogg is clarifying just who is on pole whilst Roscoe “Waldren is staying 29th” Coltrane was trying to decipher his DSS
Have all you new Team K underSteer recruits received the free steak knives set yet? underSteer’s chief recruiter and toady, Team K never lacks confidence
Are you finished with that? Adolf Warne with an attack of the munchies after hanging with the bad influence that is ACME
With the threat of gate crashers like Stealthy 3:16 it was lucky underSteer had Sectarian Racing, the former head of the outlaw BMX club, The Bullfrogs on hand to keep things under control for us.
There’s something about Stealthy. Despite Sectarian Racing’s best efforts to keep him out, Stealthy 3:16 still snuck in.
Sennamental Favourite (left) with his master, Eyes of the Dragon
We also had a near incident with Hicksie who along with Mafia (obscured in picture) were planning a jihad on underSteer due to some dubious rulings so far this year. Thankfully Mafia dobbed himself and Hicksie in.
All the way from the USA. Berrien County Racing with his MotoGP brains trust Mr Caperton. They set up an autograph stage after their trail-blazing effort at the Chinese GP. As you can see they were swamped with autograph requests.
You should see their pubes! All the way from that great tourist mecca, South Africa. MPR, Gert, Ozzie, and Shawster. Shawster was teased by Adolf Warne all night by calling him George Clinton.
EXCLUSIVE You CAN see his pubes! This is the photo which was on Adrian Sutil’s hard drive. It turns out Adrian Sutil has a thing for mankini’s. Unfortunately for The DR the photo of him has now got onto the internet.
MPR, Gert III and Ozzie decided to join in the mankini fun on the Saturday night after a few lemon, lime and bitters. Have a close look at Gert III who stuck some biltong down below to give him an extra inch and bring it up to two.
So that was the photo’s people. The race seems such a long time ago now but that is what Monaco can do to you after a 2 hour race. As we all now know the race turned into a bit of a lottery with Anthony Hamilton’s son taking the victory ahead of Federico Villagra’s son with pole sitter Felipe Massa taking third. It was your usual Monaco race with a bit of rain thrown in. We had Adrian Sutil running 4th at one stage before getting rammed up the ass by an out of control red car driven by an equally out of control guy called Kimi. I reckon he was distracted by Lily Allen's flashing her tits from Flavio's boat.
On to the underSteer ladder and Rotax 1 and The Webbernator both claimed the victory with Mumbo third. The Webbernator has a 12th point lead and is looking pretty good. Will this last though? I highly doubt it. Other people I want to make mention of are PASOK who is garbage and running 17th, and Sennamental Favourite who is running 24th. When in tipping trouble Sennamental Favourite, the superstitious biatch who lives and drinks in Dublin likes to trot out his “can’t tip (insert understeer category) so (insert no-name sport star or TV celebrity) to win (insert reality TV show or unpopular sport)". This has worked once out of about twelve attempts. Anyway, Sennamental Favourite, if you want a huge bag of points in Canada allow me to help.
14, 17, 17, 17, 28, 14, 16, 47, 26, 16. No, that isn’t a West Indies batting card or V8 superstar Mark Skaife's finishing record this year, but Sennamental Favourite’s last 10 results in F1. I’ll give credit for the consistency. Sennamental Favourite is a two time champion so has to be treated with respect. But this is me. He is a yesterday’s man. The big boys of the tipping world used to look at his tips but that just doesn’t happen anymore I’m afraid. Again, his last 10 results are 14, 17, 17, 17, 28, 14, 16, 47, 26, 16. C'mon Skaifey, break into the top ten for Sandown will ya so Sennamental Favourite can do the same! Oh, that Airbourne CD should be with you soon as well.
We are off to Canada next and we all know what happened last year... yep, All Fried Up actually won a round. He is a million to one to repeat that effort.
Catch you all later and good luck for Canada.