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2005: Kimi Vs Alonso. The Unreliable Rocket McLaren Vs The Reliable Renault
2006: Schumi M Vs Alonso. The Revenge Seeking Ferrari Vs The Reliable Renault
2007: Kimi Vs Alonso Vs Hamilton. The Up And Down Ferrari Vs The Gutter Twins
2008: Massa Vs Hamilton. The Up And Down Ferrari Vs The Revenge Seeking McLaren
2009: Webber Vs Vettel Vs Button. Red Bull Vs Brawn GP. Huh??! Who gives a shit??!

In all the years and years and years and years and years (literally) that I've closely followed Formula One this year has been the most bizarre. This report will include my exclusive half drunk ramblings about what is wrong with F1 as well as my half yearly report card on the shit underSteer punters as well as those punters who rate themselves somewhat of a chance to [snigger snigger] win the F1 underSteer title this year. Anywho, as per usual, if you don’t like; bite me!  more...

Jenson Button started his career under unusual circumstances. Coming into F1 after only one year in British F3... Anyway so on and so forth this was suppose to be the story of a man whose career is going backwards and then Ross Brawn shits out the best car on the grid and he's in it and the only person he has to beat is the professional teammate (Rubinho). Another thing which interests me is that once Honda pull out the team starts winning races. Is it a case of "if Honda doesn't race, the team starts winning" or did Honda get wind that they had a championship winning car and decided to pull out. Like the bit in Annie Hall when Woody Allen quotes groucho marx by saying "that they don't want to be in a club that will have them as members". I don't know, who gives a shit?  more...

2002: EatMyShorts (wtf?)
2003: Sennamental Favourite (F1 nerd #1)
2004: Dead Sennas (F1 nerd #2)
2005: Mark Holden (anti-authority #1)
2006: Gibernever (F1 nerd #2)
2007: Sennamental Favourite (F1 nerd #1)
2008: David Hicks (anti-authority #1)
2009: ???

Greetings all. Hasn't the new F1 season come around quickly? No, I agree. This year seems weird in the world of motorsport with the world economy going from Michael Schumacher highs in August, to Yuji Ide lows only 2 months later. The financial crisis has hit motorsport hard. Manufacturers have pulled out in Formula One, WRC and MotoGP. The financial crisis has also hit underSteer hard. Instead of giving full detailed sprays for each punter I have had to cut it back to a quick one or two word analysis of their life. Each punter is listed below and if you don't like what is written about you, eat Stealthy and die.

Iceman: Dud
Hamilton: Bigger dud  more...

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